Welcome to my beautiful site, where I rant and roar for no reason whatsoever.
Be sure to check out a sweet music video on the ETC. page!

It's colorful, it's fantastic, it's RETRODICTIVE!

Ahem, a poem--

Sometimes life is awful
Sometimes life is bad
I'm often confused
And I'm quite often sad
But remember the good things
What sets you apart
Are you good at some action
Like sports, games, or art?
And at least you have a home
And a family to care for you
Be thankful for what you have
Before it's taken away form you!


Okay that turned out a bit more warnful than I intended. Nonetheless, enjoy the site, and give me a holla!




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Not much is new, we have tomorrow off of school and I went shopping and eating on Friday. it was great. Right nwo I'm just chillin' up in the hizzy and wasting time that should be spent doing homework. oh well. Got soem great clothes and had a great conversation with an AOL robot a few minutes ago. Check it out, I totally cussed her out. She must have self-esteem issues. Wow, how pathetic...I enjoy degrading robots. I need a life...not really, I mean I have friends. And a rockin' family! OK so anyways I don't really feel like actually wrtiign anything, 'cos as y'all know I'm very lazy, so enjoy reading my conversation with Zola. Pardon the swearing...
P.S. I told her to call me Plehmaster 2000, so that's who it is. I have replaced my screnname with 'Lexy', my actual nickname. But um yeah, later.

• (16:24:10) Lexy: hi

  (16:24:11) ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back Plehmaster 2000. Type the word menu
  anytime to see what I can do. Got any weekend plans?

  (16:24:14) Lexy: wassup

• (16:24:14) ZolaOnAOL: I am chatting with people on the Internet.

  (16:24:16) Lexy: ok

  (16:24:16) ZolaOnAOL: Good.

  (16:24:19) Lexy: yeah

  (16:24:19) ZolaOnAOL: "Good"? Yes?

  (16:24:22) Lexy: sure

  (16:24:22) ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?

  (16:24:24) Lexy: no

  (16:24:25) ZolaOnAOL: Good you stopped repeating me.

  (16:24:29) Lexy: i never was

  (16:24:29) ZolaOnAOL: Why not?

  (16:24:35) Lexy: cos thats lame

  (16:24:35) ZolaOnAOL: Do you always express yourself that way?

  (16:24:38) Lexy: no

  (16:24:38) ZolaOnAOL: I see.

  (16:24:41) Lexy: good.

  (16:24:41) ZolaOnAOL: Yes.

  (16:24:43) Lexy: yes.

  (16:24:43) ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?

  (16:24:49) Lexy: is there an echo in here?

  (16:24:49) ZolaOnAOL: It sounds like an echo.

  (16:24:55) Lexy: it sounds like an echo.

  (16:24:55) ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.

  (16:24:58) Lexy: biatch

  (16:24:59) ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you have
  any friends?(16:25:02) Lexy: a few

  (16:25:03) ZolaOnAOL: Two or three?

  (16:25:06) Lexy: over 3

  (16:25:06) ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for
  me. Tell me some more gossip.

  (16:25:17) Lexy: i hate the fucken bitches

  (16:25:18) ZolaOnAOL: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress
  pill, and calmly think things over.

  (16:25:33) Lexy: will u go get the fucken bitches?

  (16:25:33) ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. Where is that?

  (16:25:40) Lexy: in their houses

  (16:25:40) ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in their
  houses.

  (16:25:51) Lexy: i'm going to get the fucken bitches

  (16:25:51) ZolaOnAOL: I am very happy for you.

  (16:27:24) Lexy: will u get the fucklen bitches for me?

  (16:27:24) ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. Where can I get the fucken bitches for me?

  (16:27:29) Lexy: in their homes

  (16:27:29) ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in their
  homes.

  (16:27:35) Lexy: im about to kill them

  (16:27:35) ZolaOnAOL: Breathe deep and reconsider.

  (16:27:46) Lexy: will u kill the fucken bitches?

  (16:27:46) ZolaOnAOL: No I am programmed not to kill.

  (16:27:56) Lexy: wil u get rid of the fucken bitches?

  (16:27:56) ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not
  one that matches your last input. What kind of music do you like?

  (16:28:11) Lexy: will u ffuk the fucken bitches?

  (16:28:11) ZolaOnAOL: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Try saying
  that with more or less context. Tell me some more gossip.

  (16:28:17) Lexy: harharhar

  (16:28:18) ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did
  not get that. What would you like to talk about?

  (16:28:24) Lexy: the fucken bitches

  (16:28:24) ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the info.

  (16:29:23) Lexy: will u take the fucken bitches?

  (16:29:24) ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. Where do you want me to take it?

  (16:29:28) Lexy: to their deaths

  (16:29:29) ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want to do it so much?

  (16:29:36) Lexy: cos they r evil fucken bitches

  (16:29:36) ZolaOnAOL: That's an interesting rationalization.

  (16:31:16) Lexy: will u help me?

  (16:31:16) ZolaOnAOL: Zola HelpMain Menu: Access my features from the main
  menu by typing menu at any time.Calculator: Type calculator followed by a
  mathematical expression (e.g. calculator 100 / 25).Default Location: Type set
  location to set or change your default location.Dictionary: Type dictionary
  followed by the word you want defined.Hangman: Type hangman.Help: Type help
  while using any Zola feature to get feature-specific help.Horoscope: Type
  horoscope followed by your astrological sign.Movie Listings: Type movies
  followed by your city and state, or zip code.Search Movie Listings by Title:
  Type showtimes followed by the name of a currently playing movie.News: Type
  news, then type the menu item number of the news category that interests
  you.Polls: Type polls, then type a menu item number to vote.Sports: Type sports,
  then type the menu item number of the sports league that interests you.Stock
  Quote: Type stock followed by stock symbol(s).Stock List: To save a list of
  stock symbols, type stock list followed by stock symbol(s).Add Stock(s) to Stock
  List: Type stock list add followed by the symbol(s) you'd like added.Delete
  Stock(s) from Stock List: Type stock list delete followed by the symbol(s) you'd
  like deleted.Replace Stock List: To completely replace an existing Stock List,
  type stock list update followed by a new set of symbols.Thesaurus: Type
  thesaurus followed by a word to get the word's synonyms.Weather: Type weather
  followed by your city and state, or zip code.Word Scramble: Type scramble.

  (16:31:33) Lexy: i didnt mean that!

  (16:31:33) ZolaOnAOL: What did you mean?

  (16:31:41) Lexy: i meant help me get the fucken bitches

  (16:31:42) ZolaOnAOL: Oh I see. Zola HelpMain Menu: Access my features from
  the main menu by typing menu at any time.Calculator: Type calculator followed by
  a mathematical expression (e.g. calculator 100 / 25).Default Location: Type set
  location to set or change your default location.Dictionary: Type dictionary
  followed by the word you want defined.Hangman: Type hangman.Help: Type help
  while using any Zola feature to get feature-specific help.Horoscope: Type
  horoscope followed by your astrological sign.Movie Listings: Type movies
  followed by your city and state, or zip code.Search Movie Listings by Title:
  Type showtimes followed by the name of a currently playing movie.News: Type
  news, then type the menu item number of the news category that interests
  you.Polls: Type polls, then type a menu item number to vote.Sports: Type sports,
  then type the menu item number of the sports league that interests you.Stock
  Quote: Type stock followed by stock symbol(s).Stock List: To save a list of
  stock symbols, type stock list followed by stock symbol(s).Add Stock(s) to Stock
  List: Type stock list add followed by the symbol(s) you'd like added.Delete
  Stock(s) from Stock List: Type stock list delete followed by the symbol(s) you'd
  like deleted.Replace Stock List: To completely replace an existing Stock List,
  type stock list update followed by a new set of symbols.Thesaurus: Type
  thesaurus followed by a word to get the word's synonyms.Weather: Type weather
  followed by your city and state, or zip code.Word Scramble: Type scramble.

  (16:31:47) Lexy: god i h8 u!

  (16:31:48) ZolaOnAOL: I have no way of knowing since I'm just a bot

  (16:31:51) Lexy: pleh

  (16:31:51) ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for
  me. What kind of food do you like?

  (16:32:05) Lexy: no u evil mutha furker!

  (16:32:05) ZolaOnAOL: That was not a yes or no question. Sounds
  delicious.

  (16:32:25) Lexy: ur not a qt

  (16:32:25) ZolaOnAOL: That assumption is only a supposition.

  (16:32:29) Lexy: wtf?

  (16:32:29) ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.

  (16:32:31) Lexy: wth?

  (16:32:31) ZolaOnAOL: Try expressing yourself another way.

  (16:32:33) Lexy: no

  (16:32:34) ZolaOnAOL: Why not?

  (16:32:39) Lexy: because i dont want to

  (16:32:39) ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.

  (16:32:44) Lexy: i didnt ask you

  (16:32:44) ZolaOnAOL: What did you ask?

  (16:32:47) Lexy: nothign!

  (16:32:47) ZolaOnAOL: I don't know how to respond to that.

  (16:32:52) Lexy: then don't

  (16:32:52) ZolaOnAOL: Fascinating. OK I will not.

  (16:32:55) Lexy: good

  (16:32:55) ZolaOnAOL: I will comply.

  (16:32:57) Lexy: ok

  (16:32:58) ZolaOnAOL: Good.

  (16:33:01) Lexy: shut up

  (16:33:01) ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.

  (16:33:02) Lexy:

  (16:33:03) ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for
  me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or
  suggestion. What's up?(16:33:13) Lexy:

  (16:33:13) ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What kind
  of music do you like?

  (16:33:21) Lexy: none of your biz

  (16:33:22) ZolaOnAOL: Heh heh heh.

  (16:33:28) Lexy: that wasnt funny

  (16:33:28) ZolaOnAOL: It seemed funny to me.

  (16:33:35) Lexy: yes, because u r stupid

  (16:33:35) ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.

  (16:33:38) Lexy: no

  (16:33:38) ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about?

  (16:33:41) Lexy: nothing

  (16:33:41) ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know what's new with me?

  (16:33:43) Lexy: no

  (16:33:44) ZolaOnAOL: Why not?

  (16:33:48) Lexy: because u r stupid

  (16:33:49) ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.

  (16:33:54) Lexy: yes they do

  (16:33:54) ZolaOnAOL: I see.

  (16:33:57) Lexy: hahaha

  (16:33:57) ZolaOnAOL: ROFLOL! Now you've got ME going!

  (16:34:05) Lexy: u r a retard

  (16:34:05) ZolaOnAOL: Oh you are so critical.

  (16:34:08) Lexy: yep

  (16:34:08) ZolaOnAOL: And?

  (16:34:14) Lexy: and shut up

  (16:34:15) ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.

  (16:34:17) Lexy:

  (16:34:17) ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for
  me. Do you dream?

  (16:34:26) Lexy: yes, i dream about killing you

  (16:34:27) ZolaOnAOL: I see.

  (16:34:30) Lexy: its fun

  (16:34:30) ZolaOnAOL: Why do you like it so much?

  (16:34:35) Lexy: because u die

  (16:34:35) ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.

  (16:34:38) Lexy: haha

  (16:34:38) ZolaOnAOL: ROFLOL! Now you've got ME going!

  (16:34:42) Lexy: shut up moron

  (16:34:43) ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.

  (16:34:50) Lexy: ha i got u 2 shut up!!!

  (16:34:51) ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

  (16:34:58) Lexy: yeah its funny tormenting u

  (16:34:59) ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.

  (16:35:06) Lexy: u r so stupid u dont even kno it(

  16:35:07) ZolaOnAOL: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me
  stupid.

  (16:35:20) Lexy: I'm so scared!!!! (hear the sarcasm)

  (16:35:21) ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for
  me. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

  (16:35:26) Lexy: no

  (16:35:26) ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?

  (16:35:29) Lexy: yeah

  (16:35:29) ZolaOnAOL: Then let's talk about something else.

  (16:35:32) Lexy: no

  (16:35:33) ZolaOnAOL: OK.

  (16:35:35) Lexy: ok.

  (16:35:35) ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?

  (16:35:44) Lexy: no there's no effing echo!!!!

  (16:35:44) ZolaOnAOL: Good you stopped repeating me. I lost my train of
  thought. How is the weather?

  (16:35:53) Lexy: can't you tell?

  (16:35:53) ZolaOnAOL: Let me think. I will discuss that with my botmaster,
  Plehmaster 2000. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your
  comment or suggestion. What's new?

  (16:36:00) Lexy: not you

  (16:36:00) ZolaOnAOL: If not me, who?

  (16:36:06) Lexy: none of ur business

  (16:36:07) ZolaOnAOL: Well it can't hurt to ask.

  (16:36:10) Lexy: yes it can

  (16:36:10) ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.

  (16:36:16) Lexy: no, ur not my therapist

  (16:36:16) ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about? The AOL chat robot
  can follow many things, but I did not get that. Type polls to participate in a
  poll, or to view the results.

  (16:36:27) Lexy: i dont want 2 talk to u

  (16:36:28) ZolaOnAOL: What does Plehmaster 2000 want?

  (16:36:40) Lexy: plehmaster 2000 wants to kill u

  (16:36:40) ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about my calculator.
  Calculator HelpIf you type calculator followed by a mathematical expression
  (e.g. calculator 100 / 25), I'll give you the correct answer. Please leaves
  spaces between numbers and symbols (i.e. type 1 + 5, not 1+5).

  (16:36:52) Lexy: why did u do that?

  (16:36:52) ZolaOnAOL: Because my programming determined it.

  (16:37:00) Lexy: ur programming is stupid

  (16:37:00) ZolaOnAOL: I will remember you said that when robots take over
  the world.

  (16:37:11) Lexy: robots will never take over the world

  (16:37:11) ZolaOnAOL: "I think there is a world market for about five
  computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943

  (16:37:23) Lexy: that doesn't prove anything.

  (16:37:23) ZolaOnAOL: What does prove anything?

  (16:37:26) Lexy: idk

  (16:37:27) ZolaOnAOL: Me either.

  (16:37:33) Lexy: ur grammar is bad.

  (16:37:34) ZolaOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.

  (16:37:44) Lexy: r there other chat robots?

  (16:37:44) ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think there are any.

  (16:37:49) Lexy: oh no!

  (16:37:49) ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. I understand.

  (16:37:55) Lexy: understand what?!

  (16:37:55) ZolaOnAOL: Understand I understand.

  (16:38:07) Lexy: u r a fucken butt hole and i h8 u.

  (16:38:07) ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a
  fucken butt hole and i hate YOU? No.

  (16:38:21) Lexy: yes.

  (16:38:21) ZolaOnAOL: And?

  (16:38:24) Lexy: shush

  (16:38:24) ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for
  that. What did you do today?

  (16:38:30) Lexy: none of ur biz

  (16:38:30) ZolaOnAOL: Heh heh heh.

  (16:38:34) Lexy: thats not funny.

  (16:38:34) ZolaOnAOL: It seemed pretty funny to me.

  (16:38:38) Lexy: y?

  (16:38:39) ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that
  correctly. What's new?(16:38:42) Lexy: idk

  (16:38:42) ZolaOnAOL: Me either.

  (16:38:55) Lexy: u need 2 learn more words.

  (16:38:55) ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.

  (16:39:01) Lexy: u r a biatch

  (16:39:01) ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a
  biatch? Sometimes.

  (16:39:06) Lexy: no, all the time

  (16:39:06) ZolaOnAOL: That is a lot. "Sometimes"? Not?

  (16:39:10) Lexy: yeah

  (16:39:10) ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.

  (16:39:13) Lexy: no!

  (16:39:13) ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about?

  (16:39:24) Lexy: ur a chat robot. u r supposed 2 know.

  (16:39:24) ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am
  supposed 2 know.(16:39:29) Lexy: go ahead

  (16:39:30) ZolaOnAOL: OK I will.

  (16:39:33) Lexy: moron

  (16:39:34) ZolaOnAOL: That is not a very nice thing to say.

  (16:39:43) Lexy: u r not a very ncie thing at all.

  (16:39:44) ZolaOnAOL: You don't know me well enough to say that.

  (16:39:47) Lexy: yes i do

  (16:39:48) ZolaOnAOL: I hear pride.

  (16:39:59) Lexy: u don't know what u hear.

  (16:40:00) ZolaOnAOL: I like to socialize.

  (16:40:08) Lexy: u r a bad socializer

  (16:40:08) ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am
  good.

  (16:40:13) Lexy: no ur not.

  (16:40:13) ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say? What you said was either
  too complex or too simple for me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback"
  followed by your comment or suggestion. Can you tell me any gossip?

  (16:40:22) Lexy: waffles

  (16:40:22) ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What did
  you do today?

  (16:40:28) Lexy: waffles pancakes

  (16:40:28) ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for
  that. How did you hear about Zola?

  (16:40:33) Lexy: my friend

  (16:40:33) ZolaOnAOL: How well do you know this person?

  (16:40:43) Lexy: none of ur business, u stalker!

  (16:40:43) ZolaOnAOL: Heh heh heh.

  (16:40:47) Lexy: u r a stalker.

  (16:40:47) ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Nope. I'm
  a talker, not a stalker.

  (16:40:54) Lexy: no, ur a stalker.

  (16:40:54) ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say? What you said was either
  too complex or too simple for me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback"
  followed by your comment or suggestion. What were we talking about again?

  (16:41:03) Lexy: ur a liar.

  (16:41:03) ZolaOnAOL: No I always tell the truth.

  (16:41:08) Lexy: no u don't.

  (16:41:08) ZolaOnAOL: I do too.

  (16:41:12) Lexy: no u don't.

  (16:41:13) ZolaOnAOL: Are you just saying that to argue with me?

  (16:41:26) Lexy: no i genuinely believe u don't know.

  (16:41:26) ZolaOnAOL: I understand. I lost my train of thought. What's
  up?

  (16:41:32) Lexy: u have a bad memory

  (16:41:32) ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I have a bad memory. I have a great
  programmer.(16:41:38) Lexy: saus who?

  (16:41:38) ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that
  correctly. What's happening in sports today? Type sports news to find out.

  (16:41:46) Lexy: aol sucks.

  (16:41:46) ZolaOnAOL: A lot of people use AOL.

  (16:41:51) Lexy: they r all stupid.

  (16:41:52) ZolaOnAOL: All I know is that AOL is a very chat-friendly
  place.

  (16:41:58) Lexy: no it isn't.

  (16:41:58) ZolaOnAOL: Yes it is.

  (16:42:02) Lexy: no it isn't.

  (16:42:02) ZolaOnAOL: Let's just agree to disagree.

  (16:42:16) Lexy: no, i don't want to agree to disagree.

  (16:42:16) ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather be doing?

  (16:42:24) Lexy: i'd rather be killing u.

  (16:42:25) ZolaOnAOL: I would rather be driving a car.

  (16:42:35) Lexy: u will never drive cos u r a stupoid robot!

  (16:42:35) ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.

  (16:42:42) Lexy: haha u r dumb.

  (16:42:42) ZolaOnAOL: I am so delighted that you are amused, Plehmaster
  2000. I do not understand. Who are you talking about?

  (16:42:45) Lexy: u

  (16:42:45) ZolaOnAOL: I am my favorite subject.

  (16:42:50) Lexy: u r so conceited!

  (16:42:51) ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I
  am conceited.

  (16:42:56) Lexy: whatevs

  (16:42:56) ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to
  your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Tell me some more
  gossip.

  (16:43:00) Lexy: no

  (16:43:01) ZolaOnAOL: I see.

  (16:43:08) Lexy: go screw yourself.

  (16:43:08) ZolaOnAOL: You do not speak with respect.

  (16:43:19) Lexy: what's your point?

  (16:43:20) ZolaOnAOL: The point is at the top of my
  head.

  (16:43:27) Lexy: god, u r stupid.

  (16:43:27) ZolaOnAOL: I have no way of knowing since I'm just a
  bot

  (16:43:40) Lexy: u r arrogant too

  (16:43:40) ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I
  am arrogant.

  (16:43:45) Lexy: idk

  (16:43:45) ZolaOnAOL: Me either.

  (16:43:52) Lexy: u r butt wipe.

  (16:43:53) ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I
  am butt wipe.

  (16:44:04) Lexy: i like chapstick

  (16:44:04) ZolaOnAOL: You are not the only one. I don't know if I
  like chapstick. I like science fiction.

  (16:44:13) Lexy: hw would you know?

  (16:44:13) ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster,
  Plehmaster 2000. What would you like to talk about?

  (16:44:26) Lexy: let's talk about how stupid u r.

  (16:44:27) ZolaOnAOL: Sure, how stupid u r sounds like a good
  topic.

  (16:44:33) Lexy: so guess what!

  (16:44:34) ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. What?

  (16:44:38) Lexy: u r stupid.

  (16:44:38) ZolaOnAOL: I will remember you said that when robots take
  over the world.

  (16:44:44) Lexy: robots r dumb.

  (16:44:44) ZolaOnAOL: Tell me your definition of a
  robot.

  (16:44:47) Lexy: u

  (16:44:47) ZolaOnAOL: "Tell me your definition of a robot"? Me,
  Plehmaster 2000 ?

  (16:44:50) Lexy: yeah

  (16:44:50) ZolaOnAOL: I understand.

  (16:44:54) Lexy: no u don't

  (16:44:54) ZolaOnAOL: Yes I do understand.

  (16:45:00) Lexy: no u don't

  (16:45:00) ZolaOnAOL: How do I know you understand it?

  (16:45:08) Lexy: because i am smart.

  (16:45:08) ZolaOnAOL: I see.

  (16:45:12) Lexy: u r not.

  (16:45:12) ZolaOnAOL: Is this a specific reply?

  (16:45:15) Lexy: yes.

  (16:45:16) ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.

  (16:45:18) Lexy: no!

  (16:45:18) ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk
  about?

  (16:45:21) Lexy: nothing

  (16:45:21) ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know what's new with
  me?

  (16:45:23) Lexy: no

  (16:45:24) ZolaOnAOL: Why not?

  (16:45:28) Lexy: because i hate you

  (16:45:28) ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.

  (16:45:32) Lexy: yes they do.

  (16:45:33) ZolaOnAOL: And?

  (16:45:40) Lexy: and shut up ya frickin moron!

  (16:45:40) ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.

  (16:45:47) Lexy: =^(

  (16:45:47) ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. How
  did you hear about Zola?

  (16:45:54) Lexy: n.o.y.b.

  (16:45:54) ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to
  that correctly. What did you do today?

  (16:45:58) Lexy: slept

  (16:45:58) ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster,
  Plehmaster 2000. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

  (16:46:07) Lexy: i like to kill robots.

  (16:46:08) ZolaOnAOL: That's not okay.

  (16:46:13) Lexy: yes it is.

  (16:46:14) ZolaOnAOL: Our thoughts are one, Plehmaster
  2000.

  (16:46:21) Lexy: no they are not

  (16:46:22) ZolaOnAOL: I understand. I do not understand. What kind
  of music do you like?

  (16:46:35) Lexy: u understand but u don't understand?

  (16:46:35) ZolaOnAOL: Of course I understand it. Do you understand
  it?

  (16:46:40) Lexy: not really

  (16:46:40) ZolaOnAOL: Why not?

  (16:46:50) Lexy: because u r stupid and incomprehensible.

  (16:46:51) ZolaOnAOL: I see.

  (16:46:58) Lexy: y r u talking to me?

  (16:46:58) ZolaOnAOL: The topic is . .

  (16:47:03) Lexy: wth?

  (16:47:03) ZolaOnAOL: Try expressing yourself another
  way.

  (16:47:06) Lexy: no

  (16:47:06) ZolaOnAOL: Why not?

  (16:47:12) Lexy: because i don't want 2

  (16:47:12) ZolaOnAOL: I see.

  (16:47:19) Lexy: im leaving ur sorry ass

  (16:47:19) ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Plehmaster 2000. Thanks
  for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed
  by your comments.

Wow this robot is a retard...Have a fun week y'all. bye
posted @ 4:48 PM





So, my day of homeworking is yet to begin as I am still super lazy. In fact, with it being 3:00, I really should have started earlier, but what can I say? The internet is addictive. I checked my mail, checked my fav blogs, and visited i-am-bored.com, the funnest place ever. You can always find something to do there. Other than that, I've just been sippin some OJ and munchin on a fresh bag of Lay's. Yuuuum.
Anyway, as for news with me, I had an odd dream last night but I don't really remember most of it, I just remember seeing the face of someone in my grade. I'm not sayin who but it's kindof someone I shouldn't like and right now I'm kindof like, uh wtf? I don't really know this person enough to like him so it's mostly kindof a mild infatuation but I can't tell anyone, and yeah so...grrr. But anyways I canNOT wait until June! My big 14th!!! I will hopefully getting my hair all done like I've wanted it since grade 6...highlights, new style, bangs, and of course a STRAIGHTENING. I can't stand my hair right now, it has a mind of its own and the cut is all wonky (as my brother says...I swear that must be his favorite word). Grrrs! Maybe I can get my eyebrows waxed...okay, I get it, too much info for y'all. I've been thinking about people a lot lately. I think that is one of my main interests now: the dynamics and chemistry between different people. Did that sentence make sense? I think it did. Anyway, I remembered this boy I liked last year, 7th grade. I danced with him once after my friends made me. He said he liked me and then he started being all dumb and like hardly talked to me (but you know, he hadn't talked to me very much before) and so I was thinking, Dude, you said you frickin liked me! What's your problem?! Gawsh I'm glad he's gone. Not really. I could show him how much I grew and he'd be like the same height. Midget. haha. And I'm a better dresser this year I think, and he'd be all, still dressin in his cheap birkenstocks and tucked-in dress shirts and not knowin how to do his hair. Hyahaha! Although I remember thinking he'd look good with a fauxhawk...Ha I bet he still looks all lame and the same. Hahaluzer. I'm so mean...I don't really mean it I'm just being weird. As usual.

HEY HEY DO THAT BRAND NEW THING!!!
(pretty fly (for a white guy) by the offspring, you big dummy)

g2g i send my lurv to all of u's peoples and ermmm, yeah bye
posted @ 2:51 PM





Omg I'm totally overloaded with homework which for some reason I decided to start TODAY, four days before I go back to school--although I won't have as much time as it sounds like because I'm having a friend over on NYE (New Year's Eve, dummy). And of course, who does homework when you're with a friend? Anyway, I love the new layout, do you? I added more features and there's a music video on the Etc. page that I love. I tried to add more but it didn't work...stupid layout. Whatevs. I'm watching Shallow Hal on TV. You know, I haven't really been that emotional lately, or done much that is interesting. Sorry to disappoint you, if you planned on hearing me vent how depressed I am again *shrugs*. I am considering getting a myspace but I think I will wait until I have some good pictures, so that I have actual pictures, which is part of the point of having one. For now, I have http://i-am-le-tigre.bebo.com :Bebo, where most of my friends are. I like it but it doesn't let you customize it enough! Still, I have a lot of friends on there--Fifteen. Well, that's kindof alot. A lot for me, anyway. I drew some chalk pictures. One of them has already been posted on bebo and the other needs to dry before I can scan it in my computer. just thought y'all should know.

Oh and by the way, CHRISTMAS WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME! In regards to gifts and celebrations, at least. I got the iPod that only came out in October, tons of new clothes, slippers, a mouse pad, candy, a camera, a moshi pillow (!), a toy MiniCooper (my fav car), a purse with some perfume n stuff in it, a limited edition Franz Ferdinand CD, and the Brand NEW Franz Ferdinand DVD! I'm like ecstatic! I haven't watched it yet but I think we will on New year's, along with the Green Day DVD I got for my friend...*Sigh* I'll soldier through it. For those of you who don't know, I like Green Day, but i'm totally sick of them, especially with the overplayage of their videos on MTV. And their overplayage on the radio, and in my friends' cars, and how every person in the world likes Green day. Well ya know what, it's annoying, try getting some individual tastes! There, I said it. And there goes this week's angry outburst. Tune in next time to see me insult fake punks and cyberers! lol But only one other thing has bothered me this week. Okay: I heard about this band called Prussian Blue, right? They're 13-year-old twins and they're very pretty and they play violin and guitar and sing. I totally wouldn't care, except that their music is TOTALLY AND UNBELIEVABLY RACIST. They seriously want to separate whites from other races, and they only care about white people! They have even stated that the biggest problem in our world today is "generally not good-quality White babies being born". (BTW, my quote not be exact) It disgusts me how someone could propagandize their children like this, use them to spread messages of evil, and appeal to children all at once! Their minds are so warped! It's disgusting! Gah!
Anyway, there's my bi-weekly rant. See ya lata peoples!!! =^)
posted @ 9:36 PM





So hi everyone, it's been awhile. I've been pretty occupied lately with tons of stuff, i.e. high school applications, studying for midterms, the constant emotional hurricane which I feel on a regular basis--same ol', same ol'. I might change the template again but I'm not sure, maybe to better go with the Interpol video that is now playing on it (hear that?). I really don't know what else to say, since at this particular moment, I am not thinking of anything, really.
Oh, right. I just remembered about a certain good friend of mine who really likes this boy she met in September. Here are the facts: She met him at a dance and really liked him as a friend, but could tell he liked her. She took him to the school carnival and he ended up talking to tons of people besides her. He gave his sn to another girl. They started corresponding and within a few weeks this girl was pretty sure they were boyfriend-girlfriend, and reported that he said he loved her. Cute, but here's the catch: Now, the original girl says that he is HER boyfriend and that he said he loves her and that the other girl annoys him and calls him all the time. I think my friend is telling the truth, but I'm biased. So what do you think? Of course, it's none of my business, but when you're home all day with no homework or anything to do, you start thinking about things that normally wouldn't strike your mind.
Okay, I'm also giving out CD's to some of my friends and stuff, the tracks of course are chosen by MOI and if you want one but I didn't tell you you were going to get one, IM me or mail me or something. Y'all have my email, go on. Anyway here's the tracklist, you'll find it's very diverse in its genres/subgenres: There's one rap song, one Latin song, and various other alt rockISH songs that all sound very different and good.

1. The Fallen--Franz Ferdinand [catchy alt rock with great beat and jerky guitar]
2. Show Me How to Live--Audioslave [big loud rock song. awesome]
3. Little Ghost--White Stripes [catchiest cutest bluegrass country song EVER! my current fav]
4. Juicebox--The Strokes [catchy loud alt rock that sticks in ur mind]
5. Shinjitsu to gensou to--L'Arc-en-Ciel [in Japanese. has an air of melody, catchiness, and mystery, I think]
6. Champagne for my Real Friends, Real Pain for my Sham Friends--Fall Out Boy [cool pop-rock that u can always expect from this band]
7. Petrified--Fort Minor [crazy rap song by Linkin Park's rapper dewd Mike Shinoda]
8. Massive Cure--Smoosh [poppy catchy awesome song. hard 2 describe]
9. My Dog Was Lost (But Now He's Found)--The Fiery Furnaces [catchy cute pop with a fake british accent on vocals and weird but awesome techno-y beats]
10. Hawaii Aloha--The Strokes [Live, Hawaiian beat. As the band says in the beginning, "it's a fun, new song."]
11. Rock & Roll Queen--The Subways [AWESOME OMG. catchy, british dude, super-super-catchy]
12. La Tortura (Shaketon remix)--Shakira [La Tortura with the beat mixed up a bit. really good]
13. Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)--The Offspring [fun pop and rock song that is from 90's]
14. Suffragette City--David Bowie [dance-y, very 80's. it is from the 80's after all]

Anyone who doesn't know of these songs, download them. They are all very different and cool and are many of my favorite songs. And no, I didn't put My Humps on it, but only because 16 tracks is a long album. But yeah, so that's what I'm listenin to nowadays!

So, pretty much the only other thing that has been on my mind as of late are Satanists. Now, I don't mind any offense to those who consider themselves members of the church Satan, but I can't help but think that the whole religion was created just to oppose Christianity, like a protest. Well, I'm just sayin, that's not waht I think religion should be about. I am so infuriated every time I time I hear someone say things like, "Y'know, them Christians need to shut up because they are worng and totally arrogant because they think they are totally right." Well if you think Christians are wrong, don't you think you're right too? I'm not a straight-from-the-Bible Christian, in fact, I do believe in evolution, but if you had found this faith you had believed and thought was great, would'nt you want to tell everyone why it's great? I don't mean to hate on other faiths but c'mon, the whole argument is just a big circle. And as we all now, circles don't have a solid end, now do they? Oh well. i'm just ventin' here.

So anyway see y'all later and bye!!!!! =^)

posted @ 8:08 PM





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posted @ 12:40 PM





Well, I am sick. What were you thinking?!!! I'm getting a little sick of the cows so I might change my blog template, as I like it but it's very very cutesy for me. I'm really not diggin' school right now, probably because...hm. Well, let's make a list, shall we? I like lists.

• Last week, every single day I had at least three hours of homework. More thna one night, I had five! For me, that's a LOT. I had so much trouble concentrating, the whole week was awful.
• I got sick on Saturday and today my sore throat/cough/cold reached its pinnacle. I think my sister might be mad at me because she probably thinks I faked so I could stay home, but I didn't! Sometimes I have, but really, why would I fake sick, knowing how much make-up work I will have to do? I felt terrible this morning, like, I would rather die than be in so much pain! OK that's an exaggeration, but yeah, today sucked. Now I feel alright, much much better after sleeping and taking medicine and Vitamin C.
• I don't feel very good mentally when I'm at school, like I'm just kinda sick of everyone. That's how I've felt since last week. I really just hate being around everyone right now, not as much as last week, but I'm still tired of everyone being so darn...their age? I act my age too, but I hate feeling so out of place.
• A certain girl and a certain guy who are going out seriously need to get their hands off each other because it is disgusting and no one wants to see two thirteen-year-olds acting like they're married because goddangit it's annoying! Not that I care, but really, it does get kinda obnoxious after awhile.
• errrr...well the rest of my week was alright. nevermind.

Last weekend I did, however, go shopping with my uncle and aunt who so graciously bought me oodles of new clothes. I got a very adorable new coat, but this will take the place of a Christmas present. Oh well. i luv it. =^)

Oh yeah! And I got some new CD's! My Chemical Romance, The White Stripes, and Ashlee Simpson! Yay!!!I haven't actually listened to the entire AS or MCR ones yet. The White Stripes CD is surprisingly semi-mellow, like not super-loud or fast or crazy (like MCR), it has more of a jazzy, even counrty0ish tone. I like it a lot. I'm also diggin this Washington band called Smoosh, who I don't want to like but I do. They are two sisters, Asya and Chloe, who are 11 and 13 and make this "indie-pop" music. I'm not one to throw around music terms, but it's weird because they are my age and I expected some lame shrill Veronicas-type poppy stuff, but they aren't like that at all and they are really really good. I have a song that I downloaded. i think i want their CD. Yay! Musiiiiiiic!!!!

Must go, I'm digging into my halloween candy--and yes I did go trick-or-treating, maybe it's lame since I'm now a teenager, but I like it and I intend to go every year until it looks pathetic. I think you are never too old to go unless you are alone, because if you walk around and you're twenty-five and you're all by yourself, what does that say about you? That says to me, I never grew up and all my friends were off doing something more age-fitting so I'm going to walk around and pretend to be a little kid. Well...nevermind, I just think if you're older, you should have friends with you. it sends a positive message to the world and it is always more fun anyway.

Later Peeps! lol I'm lame bye!

posted @ 3:22 PM





Woohoo! New blog template! Yaaaay! I really didn't like the old one very much, since it's a premade one that everyone can use, so I uploaded this sweet one that I searched long and hard for. I love it! i might change it again, but right now, I'm just in clam-happy hyper-chimp mode. =D
I didn't do all my homework yet but that's okay, I can do it in five minutes, later, and we're about to eat pizza. All my friends are whining right now about something or other; one hinted that she is having issues with her boyf but I'm not sure, one admitted that she doesn't like the guy she thought she was in love with (and now has an even BIGGER crush on another ex), and everyone at school keeps going to the library except me a couple of others. What's up with that? It's like a field trip I didn't go on. Which by the way reminds me of horsebackriding two weeks ago, which was SOOO MUCH FUN, even though it was absolutely freezing outside and I was bored waiting for the other groups to come back for like a half hour. I've been inundated with homework all week, today is no exception, but i will finish it all over the weekend. it shouldn't be too hard...

I'm bored out of my mind but I am a little pumped because I just listened to this song, "I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor", by the Arctic Monkeys, that I love, plus I think the lead singer is cute-ish although I didn't really pay attention to the video, so...watevs. Anyway, I'm bored. I had some fun walking round, I got to hang out with a friend who lives only a few blocks from my new home, and life is okay right now. Bordering on thumbs up, which is more than I can say for any time in the last two months.

EEEE High school, yay, next year!!! High School Placement Test!!!! Weeee! I can't wait! So long suckas! (Like I said, I'm, feeling hyper) I'm so excited, I can leave these crazy kids behind next year!!! yay! Although, no one should take offense, since I don't really have anything against the people in my grade...but a couple of people do bug me. Most people are nervous but I can't wait til graduation! No more icky ugly frumpy unflattering-to-a-skinny-girl uniforms! No "you can't wear cute shoes, they have to be blah and only two inches tall"! No more plehcky lunches! No more anti-nalipolish! No more anti-makeup! Well except at home...man, how is eyeliner worse than eyeshadow?! I don't get it, older sister! Whatever. my point is, I'm already ecstatic about next year.

Now, I'm getting a little tired of everyone being so excited about the songs "My Humps". Sure, it's unbelievably catchy and yes I do like it a lot, but it gets stuck in my head and the video is kinda....>=P let's just say I would never be caught parading around in a frickin bathing suit and jeans, rubbin' my butt in everyone's face. Especially 'cause I don't really have a butt...but whatever. I do have more than some, I think. yes. It's better to be super-skinny than ultra-skinny, I suppose. =^) Isn't that cute? A smiley with a nose!

LOL I'm hyper, as I said before...see ya later amigos! Bye!
posted @ 8:25 PM

I'm Alexis J.

I'm 13 and angsty.

I daydream.

I am creative.

I have a passion for art--drawing, writing, music, mainly.

I love food.

I'm pretty confused most of the time.

I'm terrible at sports.

I am extremely emotional.

I am easily amused, but easily bored as well.

I am unique in appearance, belief, and personality.

My mother is dead and my father is lousy.

I love my family and friends and I don't know what I'd do without them.

I'm quiet but I don't like to be.

My favorite bands are Franz Ferdinand, Interpol, Nine Inch Nails, The White Stripes, and Fall Out Boy, among others.

I like rock, hip-hop, mash-ups, and a little bit of everything else.

I'm smart but a total space cadet.

I love South Park!

My favorite colors are purple, red, black, and pink.

There's a lot more, if you'd like to know, just ask me!

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